Altered Prose at Pif’s Corner

2009/02/26

Twit? Tweeted? Twooter?

OK, I think I finally get it. I think — after months of scratching my head, holding it up to the light and pondering the meaning of it’s inner workings — I finally get Twitter.

I heard people talk of this grand social tool so unlike the others yet at the same time so much like them that looked at it. And stared. Tried a few words for a moment, ultimately rejecting them as incomplete, and never able to understand.

“So, it’s kinda like a discussion, but one way? And all my grand thoughts have got to fit into those tiny 140 characters? But, but…how’s this a discussion?”

And so for months I was Twitterless; I was one of the unTweeted; destined to remain deTwitterfied. Eventually I learned to be happy; I had a place, and that place just did not Tweet.

But like any card-carrying member of the iFuture I read blogs and eNotes on that iNet thinger. One day I read a blog about a company. And that company was able to connect with it’s customers with Twitter. Intrigued, I read past the first few nanobytes fo the blog entry. As I read, the gamma on my screen became brighter and brighter until I Knew. I Understood. I Saw The Meaning.

Twitter allows you — well rather me since I really was never that concerned with whether or not you were on Twitter — to participate in just those bits of the conversation…sorry, the Conversation (captial “C”)…that I choose to be of a part. I like computery things, so I follow Dell and from time to time Dell will tell me of a deal they have with a link to discover more. Cool. I also can have Barack Obama tell me just what he’s doing, and I can follow his links. I can wait patiently for Joss Whedon to place some nugget of Jossness into the timeline. There’s this whole Conversation going on around me, and I get to choose what bit of it I’m in. And sometimes I can add to it…but only for those who wish to hear it.

So I guess now I am a Twitterzen. In fact, I think I’ll Tweet about this.

Filed under: Web Tech

2009/02/25

Post-Modern Bedtime Stories

“This?” says Evie.

“Wolf.”

“This,” she says again, pointing at the page.

“Wolf,” I sigh.

“This!”

“Wolf!”

“This?”

“Belle. She’s being attacked by those three wolves. She’s also the little trollop scamming on the Beast.”

“Un-huh.”

Beth chortles, verbally exhibiting her unacceptance of my artistic license.

“Well, that’s what you get for telling her I have boobies,” I retort.

Filed under: Family and Friends

2009/02/07

Conversation with Evie

“Dolphins!”

“No honey, squid. Do you want to watch the squid with Daddy?”

“Un-huh.”

A squid squishes by the television, a long arrow of sea blue flesh.

“Dolphin!”

“Squid, honey. That’s called a squid. Can you say squid?”

“Un-huh.”

More squid slosh by again, frenzy for food. Suddenly tentacles with spikes slam into the camera, suckers seemingly plastered onto the TV.

“Octopus!”

Sigh. “Yes honey, octopus.”

Filed under: Family and Friends
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